Writing blog that no one reads is really sad.
So to speak, upon entering my fourth year dentistry, life has gotten quite tensed up. I'd escaped the tortuous period whereby I have to listen to classes on how to correct misaligned teeth, how to straighten teeth, how to dig a root out of a tooth, and so on, and risk being summoned by keen sighted lecturers, if I yawned. Indeed, I kena once, she asked me get out and get my face washed. I went out, still drowned within the intensive sleepness, and I went take a stroll around the faculty, check out junior chicks and walks back to class.
That was 2009, after years of combative experience and war torn, I fully master the sleep-in-the-lecture-skill until highest level liao. In fact, I attend only 1 out of 9 lectures now.
A few attributes of mine has risen quite profoundly.
Ponteng-nism = +1
Laziness = +1
Sick-ism = +1 (asyik sick only, don't know why)
Fb' intensity = +1000%
Creativity = +!!!!
So you see, 2 weeks ago, all the housemates in my rented house went balik kampung. I sniffed their dust la. In addition, 2012 Chinese New Year coming rather early, and my uppermost creativity starts boiling.
Otak gatal, sebab creativity peaks. No help la, I'm too creative, and its of intuitive origin.
So here's the conversation that brainchild the 10 feet long great dragon ornament in the living hall.
Han : Well they all went home, what we going to do for the coming 2 weeks besides soft porn and strolling around Medan?
Me : (When will the ethic clearance letter be done? ) I still have to meet up my dosen (lecturer), discuss my thesis, maybe hang around with some chicks. You got new porn?
Han : Kwa's 30 gigabytes. I just realized he really into raping scene and.... (the following conversation is off the chart).... Let's decorate the living hall.
Me : Dragon year make a dragon la. Get some water bottles and fuse it together and shape it like a gay dragon warping itself around the pillar. Cherry blossoms, and then some tanglungs. Sweet.
Han : (he didn't even choi me. Busy with his gf on viber)
After all our IQ EQ quenched, the dragon of our fantasy brainchild isn't quite the case we expected. But ok la, at least you won't take it as a lizard with antlers. The procedure kick balls, since only 2 of us. Fusing all the bottles into intended alignment, give it a skin, green scaly one is classic. Head was basically a printed version you can get from canon creative paper.com. I enlarged it and reprint. Took us a total of 4 days to accomplish it.
The only next thing I know, by removing the antler, whiskers, claws, and the tail, I can reuse it as for snake year. Damn, I'm smart. No choice la, smart people is like this de la, think 10 steps ahead.
So to speak, upon entering my fourth year dentistry, life has gotten quite tensed up. I'd escaped the tortuous period whereby I have to listen to classes on how to correct misaligned teeth, how to straighten teeth, how to dig a root out of a tooth, and so on, and risk being summoned by keen sighted lecturers, if I yawned. Indeed, I kena once, she asked me get out and get my face washed. I went out, still drowned within the intensive sleepness, and I went take a stroll around the faculty, check out junior chicks and walks back to class.
That was 2009, after years of combative experience and war torn, I fully master the sleep-in-the-lecture-skill until highest level liao. In fact, I attend only 1 out of 9 lectures now.
A few attributes of mine has risen quite profoundly.
Ponteng-nism = +1
Laziness = +1
Sick-ism = +1 (asyik sick only, don't know why)
Fb' intensity = +1000%
Creativity = +!!!!
So you see, 2 weeks ago, all the housemates in my rented house went balik kampung. I sniffed their dust la. In addition, 2012 Chinese New Year coming rather early, and my uppermost creativity starts boiling.
Otak gatal, sebab creativity peaks. No help la, I'm too creative, and its of intuitive origin.
So here's the conversation that brainchild the 10 feet long great dragon ornament in the living hall.
Han : Well they all went home, what we going to do for the coming 2 weeks besides soft porn and strolling around Medan?
Me : (When will the ethic clearance letter be done? ) I still have to meet up my dosen (lecturer), discuss my thesis, maybe hang around with some chicks. You got new porn?
Han : Kwa's 30 gigabytes. I just realized he really into raping scene and.... (the following conversation is off the chart).... Let's decorate the living hall.
Me : Dragon year make a dragon la. Get some water bottles and fuse it together and shape it like a gay dragon warping itself around the pillar. Cherry blossoms, and then some tanglungs. Sweet.
Han : (he didn't even choi me. Busy with his gf on viber)
After all our IQ EQ quenched, the dragon of our fantasy brainchild isn't quite the case we expected. But ok la, at least you won't take it as a lizard with antlers. The procedure kick balls, since only 2 of us. Fusing all the bottles into intended alignment, give it a skin, green scaly one is classic. Head was basically a printed version you can get from canon creative paper.com. I enlarged it and reprint. Took us a total of 4 days to accomplish it.
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| Early planning.. (sebenarnya plagiarize saja) |
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| The majestic claws. Macam chicken thigh. |
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| The only 3rd year dental student Han + half done Dragon model. He named it Lahamut. |
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| Mamamia! Now I know why Ancient China has dragon headed cannon. It's freaking A-W-E-S-O-M-E! |
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| Mr.SixPackFusedToOne sedang giat setting fish line. Seriously, the ladder is very unstable. Uneasy job. |
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| ''Fast forwarded'' And here you go, peripheral view of the majestic Draconus Lahamutus |
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| Pablo Picasso regretted not taking me as his disciple. |
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| Hot Draconus Lahamutus ass. Team CK-Han 1, Team Micheangelo-Vatican 0. |
The only next thing I know, by removing the antler, whiskers, claws, and the tail, I can reuse it as for snake year. Damn, I'm smart. No choice la, smart people is like this de la, think 10 steps ahead.
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| All time favorite Times Cover 2012 : The Arsonist Trio Stole New Year Special Issue. |
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